Vulture Soap

Step into the hilariously wild world of personal hygiene with our handmade Vulture handmade goat milk soap! This unique creation will have you laughing so hard, you'll forget you're even bathing. Get ready for a lather that's "dead-on" and moisturizing while we feed your skin with the creamy goodness of goat milk.

Our molded vulture soap is not your ordinary bird-brained bar. With its beady eyes, razor-sharp beak, and meticulously detailed feathers, this soap is truly one of a kind. Don't worry, this fine-feathered creature won't swoop down and scavenge on your skin but instead will leave it feeling clean and refreshed.

But wait, there's more! This vulture soap is not just a pretty face – it's a practical piece of hygiene art! Its unique shape allows for easy gripping, making it perfect for those who struggle with slippery soap holds. Plus, its long-lasting formula keeps you washing away the odors until the cows come home… or until the vultures circle overhead!

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So, why settle for ordinary soap when you can make your bath time a thrilling adventure? our handmade Vulture goat milk soap is the perfect combination of quirkiness, hilarity, and nourishing goat milk properties. Give your skin a treat while enjoying a good laugh – because life's too short to settle for boring, buzzard-free bathing! Get your winged wonder today and let the comedy commence!

As with all of our soaps, these Buzzards are customizeable.  If you don't see the color you are looking for, send us a message and we can make it happen.   The demos you see in the pictures were modeled after the subspecies that lives in my area and frequents my wildlife water.  If your local vultures look different, just send me a pic!

All of our 3d and generic goat milk soap bars are created from a pre-made base.  If you are looking for a more natural experience, contact us about creating custom cold process soaps for you.  Please be aware, however, the colors you see with our 3d and basic bar soaps are not possible in cold process without adding many artificial ingredients.   

Ingredients: Coconut oil, palm oil, safflower oil, glycerin, goat milk, lye, sorbitol oleate (emulsifier), mica (colorant), fragrance oil. 

Shipping policy

HOW MUCH DOES SHIPPING COST?

The shipping fee varies depending on the shipping destination and the number of items you purchase. You can check the estimated shipping fee by adding items to your cart, proceeding to checkout, entering your email address and shipping address. The exact shipping fee will be automatically updated and displayed on the checkout page.

If you are overcharged for shipping on your order, the difference will be refunded to you at the time your order is shipped.  I want you to come back, so be rest assured I will not keep money that is not mine to keep.  
WHERE DO WE SHIP?

United States Only.  

HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE FOR THE BUYER TO RECEIVE THEIR ORDER?

- Generally, plan on orders shipping 7-14  days from the date of order, though often it doesn't take that long.  For time sensitive orders, PLEASE CALL ME 602-920-5866 to see if I can accomodate.   With the exception of  Holidays, I can usually make it happen.  Always call before ordering to be sure.  

- Depending on shipping method, orders may arrive approximately 3-10 business days after being shipped.

DO YOU OFFER DELIVERY TO PO BOXES OR MILITARY APO/FPO ADDRESSES?

We support shipments to PO Boxes, but we cannot ship to Military APO/FPO addresses.

Return Policy

I do not accept returns.

Instead, if there is a problem with your order, send me pictures of all questionable items. When I see what the problem is, I will offer either a refund or replacement.

The soaps you received are yours to use! Please use them!

I MUST see pictures before any next steps.

Please note: I am not responsible for damages that occur during shipping. If in doubt, add shipping insurance to the order.