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Dairy Cow Soap

Dairy Cow Soap

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 Get ready to mooo-ve over ordinary soap bars because our handmade cow goat milk soap is here to make your bath time udderly hilarious! This ain't your average bar of soap - it's an udder masterpiece, lovingly molded to bring a smile to your face while delivering the creamy goodness of goat milk to your skin. 

Not only is this bull soap a barrel of laughs, but it's also practical! Its carefully molded body fits snugly into your hand, ensuring a sturdy grip while you scrub away. No more slipping and sliding like a clumsy cow on ice - this soap knows how to make bath time fun AND functional!

And let's not forget about the marvelous qualities of goat milk. This soap nourishes your skin with its creamy richness, leaving it as smooth as a calf's bottom. The soothing properties of goat milk will make your skin say, "Holy cow, that feels amazing!".

Imagine stepping into your bathroom and being greeted by the sight of this hilarious bovine bar. It's like a little pasture of joy right there in your hands. Your shower routine will never be boring again! It's the perfect way to spice up your bath time and give yourself a giggling good time.

Why settle for dull soap when you can have a laugh-filled lathering experience? Treat yourself (or your favorite cow enthusiast) to our cow handmade goat milk soap today. It's hoof-sitively funny, refreshingly creamy, and moo-raculously delightful! Don't miss out on all the laughter and lather - get your hands on this whimsical soap now!

As with all of our soaps, these cows are customizeable.  If you don't see the color you are looking for, send us a message and we can make it happen.   

All of our 3d and generic goat milk soap bars are created from a pre-made base.  If you are looking for a more natural experience, contact us about creating custom cold process soaps for you.  Please be aware, however, the colors you see with our 3d and basic bar soaps are not possible in cold process without adding many artificial ingredients.   

Ingredients: Coconut oil, palm oil, safflower oil, glycerin, goat milk, lye, sorbitol oleate (emulsifier), mica (colorant), fragrance oil. 


Shipping and return policies

Shipping policy


The shipping fee varies depending on the shipping destination and the number of items you purchase. You can check the estimated shipping fee by adding items to your cart, proceeding to checkout, entering your email address and shipping address. The exact shipping fee will be automatically updated and displayed on the checkout page.

If you are overcharged for shipping on your order, the difference will be refunded to you at the time your order is shipped.  I want you to come back, so be rest assured I will not keep money that is not mine to keep.  

United States Only.  


- Generally, plan on orders shipping 7-14  days from the date of order, though often it doesn't take that long.  For time sensitive orders, PLEASE CALL ME 602-920-5866 to see if I can accomodate.   With the exception of  Holidays, I can usually make it happen.  Always call before ordering to be sure.  

- Depending on shipping method, orders may arrive approximately 3-10 business days after being shipped.


We support shipments to PO Boxes, but we cannot ship to Military APO/FPO addresses.

Return Policy

I do not accept returns.

Instead, if there is a problem with your order, send me pictures of all questionable items. When I see what the problem is, I will offer either a refund or replacement.

The soaps you received are yours to use! Please use them!

I MUST see pictures before any next steps.

Please note: I am not responsible for damages that occur during shipping. If in doubt, add shipping insurance to the order.


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