Baby Alien Soap

Transform your boring shower routine into an out-of-this-world experience with our 3D alien baby handmade goat milk soap.

This quirky soap isn't just for washing - it's a miniature masterpiece that will bring a touch of whimsy to your bathroom decor.

Made with nourishing goat milk, this soap creates a rich lather that will leave your skin feeling softer than an alien's baby bottom.

It's the perfect unique gift for anyone who loves a bit of cosmic humor in their daily routine.

Why settle for regular soap when you can have a baby alien escort you to cleanliness on a spaceship of suds? Give your bathroom a touch of interstellar charm with this quirky soap today!

As with all of our soaps, these dinos are customizeable.  If you don't see the color you are looking for, send us a message and we can make it happen. 

All of our 3d and generic goat milk soap bars are created from a pre-made base.  If you are looking for a more natural experience, contact us about creating custom cold process soaps for you.  Please be aware, however, the colors you see with our 3d and basic bar soaps are not possible in cold process without adding many artificial ingredients.  

Ingredients: Coconut oil, palm oil, safflower oil, glycerin, goat milk, lye, sorbitol oleate (emulsifier), mica (colorant), fragrance oil. 

Bow ties are random colors. 

Shipping policy

HOW MUCH DOES SHIPPING COST?

The shipping fee varies depending on the shipping destination and the number of items you purchase. You can check the estimated shipping fee by adding items to your cart, proceeding to checkout, entering your email address and shipping address. The exact shipping fee will be automatically updated and displayed on the checkout page.

If you are overcharged for shipping on your order, the difference will be refunded to you at the time your order is shipped.  I want you to come back, so be rest assured I will not keep money that is not mine to keep.  
WHERE DO WE SHIP?

United States Only.  

HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE FOR THE BUYER TO RECEIVE THEIR ORDER?

- Generally, plan on orders shipping 7-14  days from the date of order, though often it doesn't take that long.  For time sensitive orders, PLEASE CALL ME 602-920-5866 to see if I can accomodate.   With the exception of  Holidays, I can usually make it happen.  Always call before ordering to be sure.  

- Depending on shipping method, orders may arrive approximately 3-10 business days after being shipped.

DO YOU OFFER DELIVERY TO PO BOXES OR MILITARY APO/FPO ADDRESSES?

We support shipments to PO Boxes, but we cannot ship to Military APO/FPO addresses.

Return Policy

I do not accept returns.

Instead, if there is a problem with your order, send me pictures of all questionable items. When I see what the problem is, I will offer either a refund or replacement.

The soaps you received are yours to use! Please use them!

I MUST see pictures before any next steps.

Please note: I am not responsible for damages that occur during shipping. If in doubt, add shipping insurance to the order.